dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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