But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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