Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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