I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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