This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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