i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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