i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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