god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
