it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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