Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
