Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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