If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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