Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
