I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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