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(630): View more from Illinois

oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.

(310): View more from California

***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?

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(941): View more from Florida

If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.

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