She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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