Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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