I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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