the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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