ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
did you just send me my own nude
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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