he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize