dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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