Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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