i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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