I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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