don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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