Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
is it fun? or sober?
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