Got a toothbrush?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize