Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
