i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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