We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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