Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
