talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Enjoy the penises
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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