My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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