Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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