Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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