He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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