Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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