theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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