school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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