Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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