3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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