walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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