Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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