this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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