Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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