Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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