This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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