We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
