Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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