Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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