Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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