Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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