Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what if I'm pregnant?
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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