D3 body, D1 cock
I'm drive I can fine osifer
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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