When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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