More tranny stories later!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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