this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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