HIV tests are more positive than that guy
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I need moral support for this bender
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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